A new study reveals it would take far longer than the lifespan of our universe for a typing monkey to randomly produce Shakespeare. So, while the Infinite Monkey Theorem is true, it is also somewhat misleading.

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    • @[email protected]English
      2•44 minutes ago

      Weird how neither of those numbers are infinities. Almost like the numbers used are unfathomably small in comparison.

    • Nougat
      23•4 hours ago

      … the probability of the monkeys replicating even a single page of Shakespeare is unfathomably small.

      But not zero.

    • @scarabicEnglish
      3•3 hours ago

      So you’re telling me… there’s a chance!

      Sorry, I’m sort of lampooning comments like the one above and below you where people just can’t resist focusing on the possibility, no matter how ridiculously remote it seems. For myself, there’s a point of “functionally zero odds” that I’m willing to accept and move on with my life.