The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?

  • Nougat
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    4224 days ago

    It could happen the very first time a monkey sat down at a typewriter. It’s just very unlikely.

      • Nougat
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        3624 days ago

        … the probability of the monkeys replicating even a single page of Shakespeare is unfathomably small.

        But not zero.

        • @CeeBee_Eh
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          324 days ago

          Basically nothing is ever truly zero

          • Nightwatch Admin
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            2323 days ago

            Someone wiser than me already said that it already has happened: 1 ape did, in fact, write the complete works of Shakespeare.

              • @Klear
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                223 days ago

                apes ⊂ monkeys, actually.

                • @scarabic
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                  323 days ago

                  monkey c monkey do

                • @scarabic
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                  223 days ago

                  We are apes and birds are dinosaurs, but monkeys and apes are distinct categories under primates so no, apes are not monkeys.

          • @Cryophilia
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            123 days ago

            The probability of lots of things is zero. The probability of a monkey typing a Chinese character on an English keyboard is zero.

            Similar idea: there are an infinite amount of numbers between zero and one, but none of those numbers is two.

      • @[email protected]
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        1023 days ago

        Weird how neither of those numbers are infinities. Almost like the numbers used are unfathomably small in comparison.

      • @scarabic
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        423 days ago

        So you’re telling me… there’s a chance!

        Sorry, I’m sort of lampooning comments like the one above and below you where people just can’t resist focusing on the possibility, no matter how ridiculously remote it seems. For myself, there’s a point of “functionally zero odds” that I’m willing to accept and move on with my life.