• @tourist
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    534 hours ago

    I’d go back in time to fifteen minutes ago when I had my earphones

    Like fuck dude

    I just had it and I can’t find the fucking things anywhere

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      21 hour ago

      Plot twist, you’re wearing them, and having a brain fart.

      • @Nikelui
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        42 hours ago

        This is some Dark-level time paradox stuff.

      • @AceBonobo
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        47 minutes ago

        Way to find out you’re not in the prime timeline

        • @Lost_My_Mind
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          160 minutes ago

          Dude…we’re a few days away from trump having a too close to call election in which he’s made open statements about being a facist dictator if elected.

          The price of food now requires a second mortgage. Mortgages that millenials don’t have, because they could never have a house.

          4 years ago MURDER HORNETS migrated to America, and it wasn’t even in the top 10 of our worst problems in 2020.

          What part of ANY of this makes you think we’re in the GOOD timeline???

    • @[email protected]
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      74 hours ago

      I’m assuming that they’re Bluetooth, as if they were wired, the problem couldn’t really come up.

      If they’re still paired to a device, crank the volume up and try playing something loud enough that you can hear it.

      For Bluetooth devices that are powered on and responding to queries for nearby Bluetooth devices, you can also try asking a device that can pair with Bluetooth devices and show signal strength, like a laptop, to query for nearby devices, can kind of use to “home in” on the device.

      • @tourist
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        41 hour ago

        Found em

        they were on my desk under an old empty box of antidepressants

        yeeted it

        progress

    • @dohpaz42
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      54 hours ago

      Have you checked the top of your head?

    • @betterdeadthanreddit
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      24 hours ago

      I used to lose mine until I glued them onto a headband and used some paracord to tether it to my phone case.