• @Lost_My_Mind
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    7413 hours ago

    Alright. At what point do we admit that The Onion is just serving out legitimate factual stories?

    This absolutely happened, right?

    • @Eatspancakes84
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      44 hours ago

      Yes it sounds plausible but the timeline does not add up. When Ivanka was 14 they were still friends.

      • @PunnyName
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        911 hours ago

        I straight up ate the onion this time.