• @PugJesus
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    613 months ago

    “is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours”

    Fuck, is this why I’m on vampire hours all the goddamn time? Being straight sucks. Why hasn’t Liberal Media™ converted me yet like I was promised it would!?

    • @TotallynotJessica
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      213 months ago

      Given your behavior on this instance, I have a hard time believing you’re entirely straight.

      • @PugJesus
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        183 months ago

        You would think, but I just don’t have any taste in boys*

        *except for monsters, I’d fuck a monster in an instant

        • @TotallynotJessica
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          153 months ago

          You’re a cis dude? My gaydar straight up doesn’t work 🤦‍♀️

          • @PugJesus
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            143 months ago

            Flying under the gaydar. In your defense, my mother suspected I was gay for the longest time. XD

              • @PugJesus
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                73 months ago

                Recently was diagnosed with ADHD, so there’s definitely that at least, lol

                • @TotallynotJessica
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                  73 months ago
                  Let me know if anything changes!

                  Or if you get corrupted by the woke agenda!!!