“is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours”
Fuck, is this why I’m on vampire hours all the goddamn time? Being straight sucks. Why hasn’t Liberal Media™ converted me yet like I was promised it would!?
Given your behavior on this instance, I have a hard time believing you’re entirely straight.
You would think, but I just don’t have any taste in boys*
*except for monsters, I’d fuck a monster in an instant
You’re a cis dude? My gaydar straight up doesn’t work 🤦♀️
Flying under the gaydar. In your defense, my mother suspected I was gay for the longest time. XD
Maybe you’re neuroqueer? Autism? ADHD?
Recently was diagnosed with ADHD, so there’s definitely that at least, lol
Let me know if anything changes!
Or if you get corrupted by the woke agenda!!!
Love who you want to, and if said love relieves your nasal congestion, even better.
But what if I don’t love them and only want to use them to relieve my nasal congestion
It certainly could be gay. And that’s ok.
Friends with (health) benefits
friends with insurance (insuring each other it’s not gay bro)
Sounds very gay to me.
Nooooo
