I know you’re convinced that a little cinnamon improves your chili.

You are incorrect on this conviction.

  • @[email protected]
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    12 days ago

    These rules come from the same people who put a slice of cheese on apple pie. “It adds a savory quality to all the sweetness.” Fuck off, it adds the taste of cheese to apple pie. People also like mint and chocolate, maybe you should eat some M&Ms coated in Vicks vaporub

    Chili is steaming dog food with too many spices and onions for dogs to eat. If you think your chili tastes better with beans or even cinnamon, then get down with your bad self. Anyone who tells you otherwise is welcome to not eat your chili.

    “Syrup doesn’t belong on waffles/french toast”
    “Cookies shouldn’t have raisins”
    “You shouldn’t put butter on your tortillas”
    Fuck all y’all, I’mma eat my food how it tastes good and you can maybe chime in once you got a show on the food network

    ^I’m a Texan who will eat your chili with or without beans and I approve this message^

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      As a fellow member of the [If It’s Delicious Who Cares If It’s aUtHenTic] Club, I don’t usually feed my dogs a hand selected blend of peppers and spices, but you’re invited to the cookout anyways.

      • @[email protected]
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        912 days ago

        I don’t care how they’re picked, you generally shouldn’t feed peppers and spices that you’d use in chili. And never onions, garlic, or grapes regardless of the intended application.

    • @Maggoty
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      411 days ago

      Whoa now. Whoever said Syrup doesn’t belong on waffles should be kept away from sharp objects.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        No, they should be very, very close to a lot of sharp objects, repeatedly.

    • @KittyCat
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      211 days ago

      Raisins in cookies is evil, the number of times I was fooled when I was younger…