Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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  • @masquenox
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    317 days ago

    They should send Alex Jones a $1 “royalty” check every month - just so that he doesn’t forget it.

      • @masquenox
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        107 days ago

        Nah. They should just make sure the checks bounce.

        • @captainlezbian
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          36 days ago

          Nah, send his victims fund a royalty check and him a confirmation of delivery.

          • @masquenox
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            16 days ago

            That works for me, too.