• @[email protected]
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    2514 hours ago

    You already have a full-body piercing from your mouth to your butt, you just need to put something in it!

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      44 hours ago

      Yeah but your intestine(s) are a giant squiggle in your gut. You need a straight line for the piercing, and to do that with your intestine(s), well, you’d have to lay em out end to end. That’s a great way to get pink eye.

      • @papalonian
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        32 hours ago

        Simple.

        Just swallow a really long rope, then when it comes out the other end, have some people pull on both ends really hard.

        I’m real sorry but if I had to visualize it so did you