• @rockSlayer
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    973 months ago

    I’m ace. All I want are cuddles and garlic bread. For some reason it’s considered an ethics violation for therapists to cuddle with clients

    • LostXOR
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      633 months ago

      Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!

      • @3laws
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        513 months ago

        The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.

        • EP51L0N
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          73 months ago

          Redbull doing everything except making drinks part 5000

          • @[email protected]
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            83 months ago

            Common misconception. Red Bull is more of a marketing company that sells its formula to manufacturing plants around the world. They mainly focus on advertising while the local manufacturing plants produce the product. Or maybe there are 2 heads would be a better statement.

    • @Shou
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      193 months ago

      Same. I need a cuddle buddy with whom I can commit crimes with.

    • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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      33 months ago

      Yes. You have to hire a different companion for professional cuddling, and thanks to our effed-up healthcare system, it’s not covered by insurance.

      • @[email protected]
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        33 months ago

        I actually came across someone that offered that service once, they were working in the same co-working office as a colleague. They had flyers and everything.