• I Cast Fist
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    326 minutes ago

    I just need friends that can come home and play whatever with me :(

  • @rockSlayer
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    447 hours ago

    I’m ace. All I want are cuddles and garlic bread. For some reason it’s considered an ethics violation for therapists to cuddle with clients

    • @Shou
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      51 hour ago

      Same. I need a cuddle buddy with whom I can commit crimes with.

    • LostXOR
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      287 hours ago

      Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!

      • @3laws
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        235 hours ago

        The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.

    • @Im_old
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      64 hours ago

      cries in breadwinner because SO job pays close to nothing

    • babybus
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      23 hours ago

      Is it really good considering a 50/50 split during the divorce?

  • M137
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    48 hours ago

    After having relationships just for sex and/or the therapist part for both me and whatever partner it was at the time, I’m done with those kinds of relationships. I do want a significant other, someone to really share a life with for the long haul.