• LostXOR
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    633 months ago

    Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!

    • @3laws
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      513 months ago

      The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.

      • EP51L0N
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        73 months ago

        Redbull doing everything except making drinks part 5000

        • @[email protected]
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          83 months ago

          Common misconception. Red Bull is more of a marketing company that sells its formula to manufacturing plants around the world. They mainly focus on advertising while the local manufacturing plants produce the product. Or maybe there are 2 heads would be a better statement.