• @voracitude
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      201 month ago

      Don’t pull the lever, then there’s three thirds of hot cousin to go around regardless of the other person’s decision. Philosophy is easy.

        • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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          51 month ago

          cut the trolley in half, give one half to each of the thirds of the hot cousin

          • @tetris11
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            1 month ago

            Split the track in half, and ramp up one side, causing the trolley to drive on two wheels, effectively only slicing the legs off of your loved ones.