• @voracitude
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    202 months ago

    Don’t pull the lever, then there’s three thirds of hot cousin to go around regardless of the other person’s decision. Philosophy is easy.

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        52 months ago

        cut the trolley in half, give one half to each of the thirds of the hot cousin

        • @tetris11
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          2 months ago

          Split the track in half, and ramp up one side, causing the trolley to drive on two wheels, effectively only slicing the legs off of your loved ones.