• @paddirn
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    12 hours ago

    Jesus died so we could have bread. He is risen!

    Also, rape porn is very much in keeping with biblical values.

    • MentalEdge
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      1211 hours ago

      I would thank Jesus for bread, but didn’t we have the stuff figured out quite a while before he showed up?

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        27 hours ago

        y’all need a good cook named Jesus in your lives. you get to thank Jesus personally and also swap baking tips.

      • I Cast Fist
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        910 hours ago

        Throwing your daughter out to save your traveling guest’s ass from being raped is also an option.

        Judges 19 for the curious

        • @StopTouchingYourPhone
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          69 hours ago

          Telling everyone the reason both your daughters are pregnant with your babies is because they got you drunk, or that girls shouldn’t get too huffy if it’s their own brother that raped them - also options.

          Genesis 19:30-38 and 2 Samuel 13:20-22

          • I Cast Fist
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            14 hours ago

            Bible, full of stories that are all about fun for the whole family