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minus-square@paddirnlinkEnglish50•edit-212 hours agoJesus died so we could have bread. He is risen! Also, rape porn is very much in keeping with biblical values.
minus-squareMentalEdgelinkfedilink12•11 hours agoI would thank Jesus for bread, but didn’t we have the stuff figured out quite a while before he showed up?
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCAlinkEnglish2•7 hours agoy’all need a good cook named Jesus in your lives. you get to thank Jesus personally and also swap baking tips.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•12 hours ago“Take this and eat it” works in either context.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•12 hours agoLot would be so proud he’d throw you a daughter🥲
minus-squareI Cast Fistlinkfedilink9•10 hours agoThrowing your daughter out to save your traveling guest’s ass from being raped is also an option. Judges 19 for the curious
minus-square@StopTouchingYourPhonelink6•9 hours agoTelling everyone the reason both your daughters are pregnant with your babies is because they got you drunk, or that girls shouldn’t get too huffy if it’s their own brother that raped them - also options. Genesis 19:30-38 and 2 Samuel 13:20-22
minus-squareI Cast Fistlinkfedilink1•4 hours agoBible, full of stories that are all about fun for the whole family
Jesus died so we could have bread. He is risen!
Also, rape porn is very much in keeping with biblical values.
I would thank Jesus for bread, but didn’t we have the stuff figured out quite a while before he showed up?
y’all need a good cook named Jesus in your lives. you get to thank Jesus personally and also swap baking tips.
“Take this and eat it” works in either context.
Lot would be so proud he’d throw you a daughter🥲
Throwing your daughter out to save your traveling guest’s ass from being raped is also an option.
Judges 19 for the curious
Telling everyone the reason both your daughters are pregnant with your babies is because they got you drunk, or that girls shouldn’t get too huffy if it’s their own brother that raped them - also options.
Genesis 19:30-38 and 2 Samuel 13:20-22
Bible, full of stories that are all about fun for the whole family
Maybe two!