• Diplomjodler
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    951 month ago

    How exactly does masturbating prevent you from military service?

    • @[email protected]
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      451 month ago

      This is just a poor translation. It’s a colloquialism to say you’re jacking off when you’re lazy and doing nothing. In fact, it’s the same colloquialism in English. We literally say the exactly same thing when we call someone useless. What’s really interesting in my opinion is you already know this. Yet because it’s from a translation and you know that, your brain didn’t think about the colloquialisms. It’s kind of crazy how our brains work.

      • Diplomjodler
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        361 month ago

        I’m aware of the colloquialism but I also thought that this is something Chinese party officials might plausibly say. You know, something something Western decadence.

        • @jaybone
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          71 month ago

          I thought the same. Isn’t the party kind of anti porn?

          • @jaybone
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            151 month ago

            Sex shouldn’t be for fun. It is work for procreation of the superior culture. That time jacking off could have been spent contributing to the GDP.

            • @[email protected]
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              30 days ago

              If it weren’t fun there would be no humans

              Perhaps we should be paid to fap so it does contribute to the GDP

      • nukeM
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        1 month ago

        That’s boring tho lets go with the masturbation jokes

      • @[email protected]
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        41 month ago

        Leave a man idle enough time and he’ll end up masturbating that’s where the relationship goes to the colloquialism for everyone. I cna tell you in Spanish we use the same colloquialism.

    • @OwlPaste
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      331 month ago

      When the mortar tube is clogged with cum…

      • @Death_Equity
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        131 month ago

        And that’s how you learned the company Fleshlight has a hole in the back.

    • TragicNotCute
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      121 month ago

      When they won’t get their dicks out of their hands in formation, it’s very distracting for others.

    • @njm1314
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      61 month ago

      Something something male essence

      • @BeMoreCareful
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        41 month ago

        I don’t avoid women Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence