• @skygirl
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    191 month ago

    I… I love them. I don’t know what it is but the more processed the food the more I want it. And these things taste like they’ve been assembled from compounds never actually found in nature.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      51 month ago

      Did you grow up eating them? My wife did, and she loves this trash, too.

      • @MutilationWave
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        1 month ago

        I am disgusted by this and similar canned pastrocities. But I didn’t eat it when I was a kid. What I did eat was Vienna sausages. Some people call them viennie weenies where I’m from. They are objectively garbage, but I like them still.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 month ago

          I have a fondness for cheap canned meats, including fish. I’m sure this is a result of spending a good part of my childhood in poverty, but damn does that shit hit.

          • @MutilationWave
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            1 month ago

            Hell yeah I’ll wreck some sardines. I also like fried spam with rice. I like most canned meats really. I LOVE corned beef hash from a can. I fried some up with eggs for dinner just a couple days ago.

      • @skygirl
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        41 month ago

        Yep. That whole plate looks like my childhood.

    • @Madison420
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      31 month ago

      Agreed, the tiny questionably meat meatballs are my favorite.

      • @toynbee
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        11 month ago

        It was very disappointing recently to open a can of them only to find out it was noodles, sauce, and literally nothing else.

    • @Eheran
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      11 month ago

      How are they more processed than any other type of noodle?

      • @skygirl
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        51 month ago

        They need to be a little different because they sit wet in a can (for potentially years) before being heated / eaten. Normal noodles would fall apart, so they’re probably a little structurally different (preservatives and such).

        But the noodles aren’t the weird part, it’s the strangely sweet and acidic sauce. And the meatballs are a whole other thing…