• @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        162 months ago

        i’m trying real hard not to judge, but how bad can the rest of the pizza in altoona for this to get 5 stars

        • @[email protected]
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          142 months ago

          Legit something a child would dream up. Let’s take challah bread or something else thick like it and throw some ketchup on and a slice of plastic cheese on top. It’s as much pizza as the candy spaghetti from Elf was pasta.

          • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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            12 months ago

            I had hoped at least it was part of a loaf of garlic bread. That, a decent sauce, and they make their own mozz with bright yellow dye in it before slicing it like a pack of american cheese. that I would try. fuck, I’m going to have to learn to make mozz now that I have this craving.

      • @jaybone
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        92 months ago

        All the reviews are talking about how good the pizza is. Wtf is happening here?

    • @[email protected]
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      132 months ago

      I’m not from the US, so pardon my ignorance. But holy shit, this place looks depressing as fuck. I don’t know if it’s the concrete jungle or the lack of walkability, but it just looks sad

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        2 months ago

        It’s the barren concrete taking up 3/4 of the view with a hint of lawn behind more concrete. Europe was built before modern vehicles and has narrower streets with more residential in between businesses and has some cobblestone and what not. USA was built around railways and highways so everyone has a car and walking was an afterthought.

        Edit: additionally ever wonder why Europeans say how far a distance is in kilometers and Americans answer with “it’s about 25 minutes”? It’s partially that reason plus the physical distance is larger (some states are larger than countries) so miles mean less to us than knowing the time, post logistics.

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          11 month ago

          Just to emphasize your point, California is larger than Great Britain. It takes about 14 hours and 30 minutes to go from San Diego to Crescent City, from the Mexican border to the state border of Oregon with a largely straight route. For comparison the route from Portsmouth England to Thurso Scotland is only 12 hours thirty minutes, and the route through Scotland is rather windy.

          I got my journey time from google maps.

    • @Skullgrid
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      62 months ago

      the fucking burnt bits on the cheese 😭 bruh this shit is fucked

      • @nepenthes
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        72 months ago

        I’m not sure “radioactive orange no-name fake square slices of oil solidified” constitutes cheese 🤔

        • @Skullgrid
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          32 months ago

          I mean yeah, I missed out that the “cheese” is plastic, but I thought the burnt bits pointed that out by getting you to pay attention to that.

          This fucking place is a disaster, they didn’t deserve my boy Luigi 😢