He tried to set himself as the alpha wolf against the Sun when he stared at it during the dollar eclipse several years ago. He had to back off before he went blind because the insolent Sun wouldn’t bend to his will. So he already knows it won’t respect an executive order.
I don’t understand why Trump can’t just issue an executive order directing the sun to shine for a minimum of 12 hours a day all year long.
He doesn’t understand why he can’t do it either
He’ll issue an executive order directing every American to just move to Florida.
“Nobody knew that [seasonality] could be so complicated.”
There’s a sharpie for that, I’m sure
He tried to set himself as the alpha wolf against the Sun when he stared at it during the dollar eclipse several years ago. He had to back off before he went blind because the insolent Sun wouldn’t bend to his will. So he already knows it won’t respect an executive order.