• @Zak
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    2111 hours ago

    “I think he just doesn’t want the clocks to go back and forth.”

    A broken clock is right twice a day, and we just found something I agree with Trump about.

    Each clock change (yes, in both directions) is followed by a spike in cardiac events and car crashes. I care more about getting rid of the change than which time is made permanent.

    • @AdamEatsAss
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      25 hours ago

      Can he also make Halloween the last Friday in October?

  • @RapidcreekOP
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    3012 hours ago

    I don’t understand why Trump can’t just issue an executive order directing the sun to shine for a minimum of 12 hours a day all year long.

    • NegativeNull
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      38 hours ago

      There’s a sharpie for that, I’m sure

    • @DaddleDew
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      510 hours ago

      He doesn’t understand why he can’t do it either

    • @ilinamorato
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      612 hours ago

      He’ll issue an executive order directing every American to just move to Florida.

    • ThePowerOfGeek
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      29 hours ago

      He tried to set himself as the alpha wolf against the Sun when he stared at it during the dollar eclipse several years ago. He had to back off before he went blind because the insolent Sun wouldn’t bend to his will. So he already knows it won’t respect an executive order.