• FuglyDuck
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      9 hours ago

      so… an alternative meaning of “beard” is somebody who, you take out as +1 to hide the fact that you’re either gay or otherwise not dating as society might expect.

      Riker is almost certainly not gay. Maybe bi… but he’s definitely into farmers

      • @jaybone
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        66 hours ago

        I was with you up until the very last word.

        • FuglyDuck
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          20 minutes ago

          He likes feet, too.

          (Brenna Odell, the primitive farmer chick,)

    • @ummthatguy
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      1012 hours ago

      She was tired of living a lie.