• FuglyDuck
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    2 months ago

    so… an alternative meaning of “beard” is somebody who, you take out as +1 to hide the fact that you’re either gay or otherwise not dating as society might expect.

    Riker is almost certainly not gay. Maybe bi… but he’s definitely into farmers

    • @jaybone
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      62 months ago

      I was with you up until the very last word.

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        2 months ago

        He likes feet, too.

        (Brenna Odell, the primitive farmer chick,)

        • @jaybone
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          32 months ago

          It all makes sense now. Also nothing wrong with liking feet.

          And yeah, he could be bi. There was that genderless person he fucked and then they got the ludovico technique. Thanks Will.

          • FuglyDuck
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            2 months ago

            You all just know River was falling into every thirst trap they could.

            Remember that time the addictive VR game from his lay of the day?

            Really, he should just keep it in his pants.

            (The feet joke is a reference to one of Brena’s lines? “Start with the feet and work your way up.”)

            • @jaybone
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              12 months ago

              Oh yeah the VR game was all his fault lol. Wesley was getting some action in that ep too.

              • FuglyDuck
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                22 months ago

                Riker was held up as a positive role model to him. is it really any surprise?