• @cm0002
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    1581 day ago

    Did you to wish you could fuck your friends mom‽

    • mommykink
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      1161 day ago

      Yes but that was irrelevant because she never cooked for me, she was just hot. Still is, in fact.

      We always joke that he has a Wine Mom. He thinks that we’re calling her a drunk. It means that she gets better with age.

      • IndiBrony
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        181 day ago

        Relevant username if I ever saw one

      • @theangryseal
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        51 day ago

        Man I was tormented with that crap as a kid. “HOLY CRAP YOUR SISTER IS HOT!!! That’s your mommmmmm? Whoa!”

        Same crap with my sister.

        I see them both as living farts.

        • Bob
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          311 hours ago

          I had a running joke with this lad in school where he’d say “your sister’s fit” and I’d punch him in the arm. No idea why we did it or how it stayed so friendly. Just remembered it for the first time in maybe 20 years. Thanks!

        • @[email protected]
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          11 hours ago

          The good news is if your mother and sister are attractive, There’s decent odds your good looking as well. Unless your mother fucked an ogre, and if that’s so… Well at least Shrek’s your dad?

          • @theangryseal
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            I’m not ugly, but I’m the least attractive member of my family.

            My brother looked like a Greek god, my sister looked like a model. My dad was so sought after that his name was spray painted all over our town with hearts and love confessions. Bridges, buildings, love for him was everywhere. He was chased by women aged 18-90.

            I was born with crossed eyes and had to have a corrective surgery. Every man in my family is over 6ft tall and I’m only 5’7. I still randomly message my mother to thank her for going through with the surgery.

            I definitely lost the lottery, but it could have been worse.

            • @[email protected]
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              28 hours ago

              Well incase no one has told you that you are attractive lately, you’re fucking beautiful man. May every road rise up to meet you

              • @theangryseal
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                27 hours ago

                Well thank you. :p You’re beautiful too!

        • Victor
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          320 hours ago

          Well now we need to see pictures of your hot mom and hot sis so we can judge for ourselves in the name of science and research.

          • @Cheems
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            111 hours ago

            Commenting to come back to see that guys mom

    • @[email protected]
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      141 day ago

      We all did. The hot moms anyway. The big milfy moms, I just wanted them to make me some food.