• Flying SquidOPM
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      381 month ago

      Well how do you become king then?

      • IninewCrow
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        411 month ago

        The Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!

        That is why I am your king!

        • @steventhedev
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          521 month ago

          Bottom rack retail workers distributing replica weaponry is hardly a good basis for a system of government

            • @BobbyGasoline
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              281 month ago

              You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

                • @ThePyroPython
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                  221 month ago

                  (gets grabbed by store security)

                  Ah now we see the violence in the system.

                  COME SEE THE VIOLENCE IN THE SYSTEM!

                  HELP! HELP! I’M BEING REPRESSED!

              • @[email protected]
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                81 month ago

                If I was to say that I’m the emperor because some underpaid and overworked employee lobbed a foam claymore at me, they’d put me away!

    • @Mikug
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      61 month ago

      You clearly haven’t heard of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth