minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish41•1 month agoThe Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur! That is why I am your king!
minus-square@steventhedevlink52•1 month agoBottom rack retail workers distributing replica weaponry is hardly a good basis for a system of government
minus-square@BobbyGasolinelink28•1 month agoYou can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!
minus-square@ThePyroPythonlink22•1 month ago(gets grabbed by store security) Ah now we see the violence in the system. COME SEE THE VIOLENCE IN THE SYSTEM! HELP! HELP! I’M BEING REPRESSED!
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ 🏆linkfedilinkEnglish12•edit-21 month ago“How’d you know he was a Karen?” “'E ain’t got shit all over 'im.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•1 month agoIf I was to say that I’m the emperor because some underpaid and overworked employee lobbed a foam claymore at me, they’d put me away!
Well how do you become king then?
The Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!
That is why I am your king!
Bottom rack retail workers distributing replica weaponry is hardly a good basis for a system of government
Be quiet!
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some
wateryren fair tart threw a sword at you!Shut up!
(gets grabbed by store security)
Ah now we see the violence in the system.
COME SEE THE VIOLENCE IN THE SYSTEM!
HELP! HELP! I’M BEING REPRESSED!
Bloody shoppers!
“How’d you know he was a Karen?”
“'E ain’t got shit all over 'im.”
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL!?
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
If I was to say that I’m the emperor because some underpaid and overworked employee lobbed a foam claymore at me, they’d put me away!