• Flying SquidOP
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      251 month ago

      I’ve actually heard people say he was the first Christian, which I guess means he worshipped himself?

      • Rhynoplaz
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        121 month ago

        It’s just an honorary post humus title.

        • NielsBohron
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          1 month ago

          For the record, I’m pretty sure it’s “posthumous.” I read that as “post hummus” and got very confused about what Jesus has to do with chickpea-based dips for a second.

          • Rhynoplaz
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            51 month ago

            I wasn’t sure, so I leaned into the autocorrect suggestion. 🤷🏻‍♂️

            • NielsBohron
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              51 month ago

              You’re totally good; I just have this compulsion to correct misused homophones. It makes me pretty insufferable to have in a text thread, but I can’t help it sometimes

                • NielsBohron
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                  21 month ago

                  It’s people like you that get me outta bed in the morning

              • Victor
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                21 month ago

                You and me both, bro, I am also an insufferable Besserwisser.

              • Rhynoplaz
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                21 month ago

                No worries! I’m always up for learning!

          • @idiomaddict
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            11 month ago

            Even better, humus is a layer of soil and it’s not inaccurate to refer to most people after death as “post soil,” though Jesus is an exception there.

    • @[email protected]
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      101 month ago

      He was Jewish but I guess you could also see him as the first member of the movement he started, which later became separately identified as Christian. But at the time they didn’t have that distinction.

      So, on the one hand, on the other situation. Jesus didn’t identify as a Christian for sure though

      • Victor
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        21 month ago

        Jesus didn’t identify as a Christian for sure though

        To be fair, he wasn’t crucified until he died… So he wasn’t “Christ” until the very end, I’m thinking.

          • Victor
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            21 month ago

            Right, but he didn’t do much after that though, did he. So he didn’t walk around much “being” Christ.

              • Victor
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                21 month ago

                Daddy was calling him to empty the dish washer innit. Get your ass up here, boy!