no banana to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 month agoNow freeze and deep fry themimagemessage-square38arrow-up1655arrow-down11
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minus-squareTheTechnician27linkEnglish59•1 month agoYou and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink27•1 month agoSeriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
minus-square@Iheartcheeselink22•edit-21 month agoputs ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
minus-squareNeatoBuildslinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoBut first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
We need ranch stat
You and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
Seriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
puts ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
But first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
Then dips it in soy sauce
But they are le tired…
Ok, take a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!
I’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.