My expectations were already low based on the box’s physical size, but it still somehow managed to not even meet that

  • @cm0002OP
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    331 month ago

    Fair point, but here frozen family meals in the past would have at least satisfied everyone at the table without any sides and if you wanted to go from satisfied to “stuffed full” then you could whip up a quick side of Mac and cheese or something

    • @[email protected]
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      211 month ago

      Well okay, maybe I wasn’t clear. I agree with you that you certainly aren’t getting enough nourishment for an entire family - and in fact, even if you have enough food volume for an entire family, this crap wouldn’t count as nourishment anyway. And you’re probably paying this box of goopy shit dollars on the pennies it cost to make.

      I was just pointing out that, like most things the agro industry puts on boxes, “family size” has no legal meaning and therefore is technically correct depending on how you interpret it.

      Incidentally, another thing that means jack squat on your box of dubious food is “Now with more cheese”. If they started out with zero cheese (and no, the stuff with a cheesy taste used in ultra-processed food isn’t legally cheese) then adding a flake or two of real cheddar makes it technically possible to say “Now with more cheese”.

      • @[email protected]
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        151 month ago

        I wonder if it would be legal in America to print “No cyanide!” on the box to make people pick it over other stuff from the sea of frozen garbage.

        • totallynotaspy
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          121 month ago

          I very much imagine it would be. It’s the same as when they put ‘gluten free’ on ridiculous stuff like raw meat, packaged raw vegetables, raw nuts, and the list goes on…

          • @Buffalox
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            101 month ago

            We just had a case here (Denmark) where 2 companies were putting a “No PFOA” labels on their frying pans. But they’ve been told by authorities that that’s illegal, because it’s misleading advertising since PFOA is illegal in EU.
            Thy got off with a warning, but in case of repeat offenses they will be fined.

            But USA is much different, and many “confuse the consumer” strategies do not seem to be generally illegal “over there”.

            • @Goodmorningsunshine
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              41 month ago

              No anti-consumer anything would ever be illegal in the US. It’s a corporatocracy.

          • @dohpaz42
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            71 month ago

            As someone with celiac disease, and how much stuff gluten is in (some French fries, soy sauce, tomato soup, etc), I don’t care how ridiculous it seems, I appreciate when manufacturers make it known their shit is gluten free.

            • @[email protected]
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              51 month ago

              Yep - grated cheese is a good example. The stuff they put in to make it not stick together can contain gluten.

          • Dravin
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            230 days ago

            One of my personal favorites is seeing salt advertised as being non-GMO.

        • snooggums
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          51 month ago

          “No added sugars”

          “No added salt”

          “No added preservatives”

          Yup, no cyanide would fit right in.

          • Nougat
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            111 month ago

            My favorite is:

            “No added sugars”

            “No added salt”

            “No added preservatives”

            It’s a bag of rice.

    • Dr. Bob
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      61 month ago

      I’m old and I don’t think that’s true. Frozen entrees have ways been on the light side. And frozen dinners for one would be 3 oz of meat, and a couple of spoonfuls of boiled peas or something.

    • M137
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      31 month ago

      Your 'Murican is showing, very clearly. Mac and cheese as a side to chicken enchiladas? How do you not realise the obesity mental illness level that is?

    • @scarabic
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      329 days ago

      here frozen family meals in the past would have at least satisfied everyone at the table without any sides

      American in his fifties here. No idea what you’re talking about. Family size has only ever meant “larger pack.” It has never meant “complete on its own with nothing accompanying it.”

    • @Cenzorrll
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      230 days ago

      A family size meal should have enough to at least be the entree for four people. With enchiladas that means two per person, not one. It’s a corn tortilla with stuff rolled in it, barely larger than a taquito, you need two for it to not look like a depression meal (we’re already cooking frozen enchiladas, we’re there already, it doesn’t need to be rubbed in).

      I’ve noticed that sizes are shifting. Party size is now what used to be family size and can actually feed four, sometimes it’s called mega family size or some bullshit. Family size now means two adults and maybe a child <10 yrs. I remember a family size lasagna had leftovers when I was a kid.

    • @I_Fart_Glitter
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      It’s 300 calories per serving (4 servings per box). If you’re on a 2000 calorie diet, a meal is 500 - 700 calories, so this would be a snack or a dish that requires a side. Or eat the whole box yourself and it’s about the same as a Big Mac combo.

    • @[email protected]
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      Mac and cheese with “cantina style”? Throw some Texas toast in there why don’t ya, and hit dairy queen after

      Point being who looks at a random meal and says “let’s fill the gaps with Mac and cheese, that’s nutritionally sounds reasoning”