My expectations were already low based on the box’s physical size, but it still somehow managed to not even meet that

  • @cm0002OP
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    278 hours ago

    Fair point, but here frozen family meals in the past would have at least satisfied everyone at the table without any sides and if you wanted to go from satisfied to “stuffed full” then you could whip up a quick side of Mac and cheese or something

    • M137
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      23 hours ago

      Your 'Murican is showing, very clearly. Mac and cheese as a side to chicken enchiladas? How do you not realise the obesity mental illness level that is?

    • Dr. Bob
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      44 hours ago

      I’m old and I don’t think that’s true. Frozen entrees have ways been on the light side. And frozen dinners for one would be 3 oz of meat, and a couple of spoonfuls of boiled peas or something.

    • @[email protected]
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      178 hours ago

      Well okay, maybe I wasn’t clear. I agree with you that you certainly aren’t getting enough nourishment for an entire family - and in fact, even if you have enough food volume for an entire family, this crap wouldn’t count as nourishment anyway. And you’re probably paying this box of goopy shit dollars on the pennies it cost to make.

      I was just pointing out that, like most things the agro industry puts on boxes, “family size” has no legal meaning and therefore is technically correct depending on how you interpret it.

      Incidentally, another thing that means jack squat on your box of dubious food is “Now with more cheese”. If they started out with zero cheese (and no, the stuff with a cheesy taste used in ultra-processed food isn’t legally cheese) then adding a flake or two of real cheddar makes it technically possible to say “Now with more cheese”.

      • @[email protected]
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        128 hours ago

        I wonder if it would be legal in America to print “No cyanide!” on the box to make people pick it over other stuff from the sea of frozen garbage.

        • totallynotaspy
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          I very much imagine it would be. It’s the same as when they put ‘gluten free’ on ridiculous stuff like raw meat, packaged raw vegetables, raw nuts, and the list goes on…

          • @dohpaz42
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            46 hours ago

            As someone with celiac disease, and how much stuff gluten is in (some French fries, soy sauce, tomato soup, etc), I don’t care how ridiculous it seems, I appreciate when manufacturers make it known their shit is gluten free.

          • @Buffalox
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            57 hours ago

            We just had a case here (Denmark) where 2 companies were putting a “No PFOA” labels on their frying pans. But they’ve been told by authorities that that’s illegal, because it’s misleading advertising since PFOA is illegal in EU.
            Thy got off with a warning, but in case of repeat offenses they will be fined.

            But USA is much different, and many “confuse the consumer” strategies do not seem to be generally illegal “over there”.

            • @Goodmorningsunshine
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              14 hours ago

              No anti-consumer anything would ever be illegal in the US. It’s a corporatocracy.

        • snooggums
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          47 hours ago

          “No added sugars”

          “No added salt”

          “No added preservatives”

          Yup, no cyanide would fit right in.

          • Nougat
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            77 hours ago

            My favorite is:

            “No added sugars”

            “No added salt”

            “No added preservatives”

            It’s a bag of rice.

    • @[email protected]
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      Mac and cheese with “cantina style”? Throw some Texas toast in there why don’t ya, and hit dairy queen after

      Point being who looks at a random meal and says “let’s fill the gaps with Mac and cheese, that’s nutritionally sounds reasoning”