• Final Remix
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    1620 hours ago

    He can do super math at one point, too.

      • @FooBarrington
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        68 hours ago

        What fucking nerd knows the weight of a bean

          • @FooBarrington
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            24 hours ago

            Hands up, who here would have been able to recall the weight of a bean from memory?

            • Flying SquidOPM
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              14 hours ago

              I’m not sure why he couldn’t have immediately taken a bean off of a scale before that panel. I hope your memory isn’t that poor.

                • Flying SquidOPM
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                  13 hours ago

                  Feel free to investigate the matter and find out. Until then, it is as possible that he did as it is that he didn’t.

                  Come to think of it, since he’s fictional, he did both. And neither. At the same time if you want.

                  • @FooBarrington
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                    13 hours ago

                    No, thank you. I don’t need to cover every possible basis for a joke.

          • @FooBarrington
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            46 hours ago

            I bet he doesn’t even know the weights of any other legumes. What a super-poser

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        312 hours ago

        How exactly did Lois rise to the job of chief journalist at a national newspaper anyway?