• @FooBarrington
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      912 days ago

      What fucking nerd knows the weight of a bean

        • @FooBarrington
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          612 days ago

          I bet he doesn’t even know the weights of any other legumes. What a super-poser

        • @FooBarrington
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          212 days ago

          Hands up, who here would have been able to recall the weight of a bean from memory?

          • Flying SquidOPM
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            212 days ago

            I’m not sure why he couldn’t have immediately taken a bean off of a scale before that panel. I hope your memory isn’t that poor.

              • Flying SquidOPM
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                012 days ago

                Feel free to investigate the matter and find out. Until then, it is as possible that he did as it is that he didn’t.

                Come to think of it, since he’s fictional, he did both. And neither. At the same time if you want.

                • @FooBarrington
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                  12 days ago

                  No, thank you. I don’t need to cover every possible base for a joke.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      312 days ago

      How exactly did Lois rise to the job of chief journalist at a national newspaper anyway?