• @JeeBaiChow
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    765 hours ago

    Capitalism doesn’t sell performance. It sell ‘potential’ and ‘perceived gains’.

    • @einlander
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      355 hours ago

      I sell my dates on my potential wealth and potential penis size. People need to get on the capitalism grindset.

      • @[email protected]
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        42 hours ago

        It’s what we in the biz would refer to as a “grower”, which is in contrast to a “shower”.

        • @chonglibloodsport
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          32 hours ago

          If you’re gonna sell dates you better be a grower! Dates don’t just grow themselves!

      • @seven_phone
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        155 hours ago

        And women sell dates on their potential to do that thing that was discussed but then try to backtrack by pretending they thought it was a joke and didn’t even bring a banana.

      • @[email protected]
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        5 hours ago

        “I have a great venture Idea for you Susan. What if, and hear me out, what if my penis was at least average size! I already have an investor lined up in the bedroom, you’d be crazy to pass on this opportunity”