• @SpaceNoodle
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      267 days ago

      They keep reaching out to me, thinking that I want to help them do this shit. Maybe I should get inside and start sabotaging.

    • Cyborganism
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      167 days ago

      Hey by the way, Canada’s Christia Freeland, ex minister of finance, and candidate for the open position of prime minister, proposed a 100% tariff on all Tesla vehicles in Canada.

    • @hemmes
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      127 days ago

      Me: “This Neuralink sucks! It’s nothing like you said it was going to be!”

      Tesla: “Yeah…why don’t we go ahead and activate Helly R. instead, mmmkay?”

    • Diplomjodler
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      86 days ago

      It’s not like you’re going to have a choice. And if some of you die, that is a sacrifice Musk is willing to make.