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      Oh. Right. Like everyone here isn’t hauling ass to the holodeck first thing to bang Troi.

      Well, okay - some of you may not but. Still. You can’t fault Barclay for that.

      • @[email protected]
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        Speak for yourself, I’d be hauling ass to have some angry Klingon ladies stepping on my balls with their equivalent of high heels

      • @hOrni
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        Beverly Crusher for me.

        • OpenStars
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          While in contrast, you are dead to her. Do you hear me, dead!?

          Or at least, you hope… :-P

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      Barclay represents us in our modern era.

      If we all had access to holodecks, 80% of it’s usage would be directed for porn.

      The rest would be dedicated to conversing in long winded sourhernisms with Mark Twain on a stream boat on the Mississippi

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          The main alternate universe is just full of sex addicts and porn with endless access to the Sexamotron

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              Arrives in the Terran Sexpire … slips and slides on all the liquid and fluids everywhere

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        33 days ago

        No way!

        Definitely it would be closer to 90%, if the internet is any indicator.:-)