• @PugJesus
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      1052 days ago

      “Time Until Trump Leaves Office If We’re Lucky

      • Monkey With A Shell
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        282 days ago

        No, if we where lucky it’d be immediately courtesy of a meteor or something that couldn’t be reasonably viewed as a conspiracy to make him a martyr.

        On schedule will be the result of a perpetual fight to keep him and his monkeys in check.

        • @[email protected]
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          292 days ago

          If a rock fell from space on that man, his followers would 100% claim the involvement of Jewish Gravity Weapons and start jailing astronomers.

          • @[email protected]
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            132 days ago

            What if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?

              • @then_three_more
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                72 days ago

                What if the heavens split and a booming voice said "I am the father, the son and the holy spirit, and thou I said I wasn’t going to do this kind of thing any more I smite you sinner Donald Trump "

                And then trump spontaneously combusted.

                • Flying Squid
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                  42 days ago

                  Clearly Crooked Joe Biden’s fault.

              • Flying Squid
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                42 days ago

                “Trump got grabbed by demons and pulled straight through a portal down to hell as Satan laughed at the prospect of his eternal torture for his sins.”

                THANKS, OBAMA!

              • @jaybone
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                21 day ago

                Sam Raimi and the Roma sounds like an indie retro punk band.

        • Billiam
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          62 days ago

          Let’s be honest- they’re a cult.

          No matter when that fat orange traitor dies, they’re going to claim it was murder. Because why shouldn’t an obese 80-year-old cheeseburger-guzzling sleep-deprived amphetamine-addicted deadbeat live to be 200?

        • FuglyDuck
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          32 days ago

          I was gonna try and find some way to secret a tesla coil in the Oval Office and aim it for the resolute desk.

          Meteors sound reasonable. Good idea. There’s plenty of NASA peeps who are suddenly available too!

      • @[email protected]
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        102 days ago

        Yeah, it’s either going to be way before or way after. There’s virtually no chance it’s actually on Jan 20th.

    • @[email protected]
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      232 days ago

      Trump will not leave office willingly. The game has changed. You can’t vote out a dictator. The US just had its last free election for the foreseeable future.

      The only way out of this is by taking to the streets in protest, strikes, and disobedience. Pretending everything will be okay in 4 years will just keep people complacent and doing nothing and allow him to solidify his control.

      This is not normal. You are no longer in a democracy, and you’re moving away from it by the day.

    • Random_Character_A
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      342 days ago

      Oh, he won’t leave. At that point he has declared himself an god emperor.

      • @Duamerthrax
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        31 day ago

        He could also die of a heart attack before that. He really should have by now though with how he eats.

      • @[email protected]
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        62 days ago

        He will leave, but he’ll create a Trump dynasty. He’ll be asking Kim for advice and I don’t mean kardashian

    • @Sho
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      12 days ago

      The countdown is kinda depressing (only because we have so long to go), but each second passed gives me hope. Carry on good Samaritan 👍

      • @[email protected]
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        Are you seriously believing with the way things go now that he won’t try and remove that obstacle? You guys are on the way to facist dictatorship and you point at a clock that shows a potential meaningless number.

        • @Sho
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          32 days ago

          I’ll take any small victory I can at this point, shits bleak AF

        • @[email protected]
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          22 days ago

          He said “you won’t have to vote anymore”. So he’s definitely gonna try something. Will be interesting to see how he’ll do that…