• @fireweed
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    606 days ago

    Me trying to raise kids

    Well there’s your first problem

    • Porto881
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      276 days ago

      Also “trying to excel in my work.” Put in the same effort that your boss compensates you for.

      • @remer
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        125 days ago

        The trick of to have a net worth of at least $10M. It’s easy after that

    • @Skullgrid
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      175 days ago

      I can’t exactly cut the baby in half and jam it back into my fucking urethra.