I ate a pizza…FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

  • @BodePlotHole
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    83 days ago

    I masturbated… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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      33 days ago

      Was that about the sexy queer goth parties you were asking about, I mean, your friend was asking about last week?

      Never mind. Doesn’t matter. Glorious orgasms for the glory of the glorious empire! May your glorious orgasms be strong and frequent!

      Not so frequent that they interfere in a negative way with maintaining your daily life, of course, just frequent enough to give LOTS OF GLORY TO THE EMPIRE!