• GreenKnight23
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    8 months ago

    …as far as we know.

    He hasn’t provided any evidence to the contrary, so technically he still fucks couches.

    • samus12345@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      “Guilty even if proven innocent” IS standard US government policy now, after all!

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        8 months ago

        it’s not a crime to fuck a couch. there’s no guilt to be found.

        it’s a fact.

        he’s never provided evidence that he stopped fucking couches.

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        8 months ago

        I’m worried I’ll get blacksited if I upvote this