• FuglyDuck
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    292 years ago

    I kinda feel like we should just evict Texas. Maybe Florida.

    Watch as they regress into a total shit show and demand being let back in.

    Yes. I may be feeling kind of petty.

    • LemmyLefty
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      102 years ago

      The older I get, the more convinced I am that the North only won militarily while the South won the real war.

    • @[email protected]
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      32 years ago

      Me, a Texan: At least I don’t live in Florida

      FuglyDuck: Boot Texas! Florida ain’t too bad…

      Me, a sad Texan: Get Sally Struthers down here for my disadvantaged ass!

      • FuglyDuck
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        92 years ago

        For the record… of all the states that might become a viable, independent nation, Texas is top two or three on that list. It’s probably the only red state that really has a chance. assuming it’s not horribly mismanaged.

        and that’s kind of the point on picking on texas. the reason it’d fail as an independent nation is it’s horribly mismanaged and relies on federal aid for pretty much all of it’s infrastructure. Also, Texas is leading the way in ruining it for the rest of us- even more so than Florida. (For example the cherry-picked judge pushing anti-abortian policies through is in texas.)

        • @thesohoriots
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          92 years ago

          “Where the stars at night are big and bright… because our power grid shit the bed again.”

          • @gornar
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            12 years ago

            👏👏👏👏

    • @[email protected]
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      12 years ago

      Texan here. I realize this is a hypothetical, but please don’t generalize. My ass would be fucked, and places like Austin and larger cities are bastions of blue. Unfortunately it’s our rural trash that can’t die off fast enough.

    • qaz
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      12 years ago

      Like Brexit but worse

      • billwashere
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        02 years ago

        I think you spelled “better” wrong.

        • qaz
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          12 years ago

          Depends on which perspective you look at it