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    You can fucking have him… If he’s got any blood left in him and it’s not all just McDonald’s brand cholesterol™, you’re welcome to it.

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      Unfortunately, they will absolutely take the blood of kids from low income families who got duped by sociopathic high school recruiters in his stead.

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        Sadly, I had quite a few friends fall for it when Dubya did this. Surely we’ll take care of them when they come back this time…

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          Narrator: We will not take care of them when they come back this time.

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      Just sayin, were already gonna have to rebuild part of the White House…

      I wouldn’t see any need to rebuild mar lago tho

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        what if we rebuilt maralago as a skate park and public restroom. so people could ollie and shit on his grave

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          Transitional housing for abused women and children would be the ultimate slap in the face.

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            Transitional housing for abused women and children

            i’d agree with you, but a very important feature of those is that we don’t tell anyone but the people who need its services where it is. like, i was ran some homeless shelters. two of them were for abused women and children. I still haven’t got a clue where they are. only people in the organization who knew were people who needed to know and i was not one of them.

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          They’re going to have to put up fencing around his eventual grave to stop the long line of people who have been waiting to do exactly that.

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            If i have learned nothing else from the escapades at the southern border and I haven’t it’s that no fence is impregnable

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              I learned that the US has anti-drone lasers but instead of sending them where they’re needed like Ukraine and Kuwait, they send them to… Arizona… to hunt birthday balloons…

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                gotta protect that dipshit gozar from aliens and parties he wasnt invited to