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minus-squareSiethronlinkfedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down1·2 months agoThat’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up83·2 months agoIt took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
minus-squarepsycho_driverlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 months agoI’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIAlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 months agoI think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
minus-squareByteJunklinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoI think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
minus-squaretryagain@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoI think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.
minus-squareTehhundlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoNo, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThat’s an occultist. An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.
minus-squareTehhundlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYou’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
minus-squareBeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoYou’re thinking of an osteopath, an opthalmologist fixes people’s teeth.
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minus-squareRakonatlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoKnock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!
That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
Ophthalmologist
I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
I think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.
No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
That’s an occultist.
An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.
You’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
You’re thinking of an osteopath, an opthalmologist fixes people’s teeth.
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He should have had his scribe write the joke
Knock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!
No such thing