The Picard ManeuverM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name · 1 day agoHey, Bert. Bert. Why aren't you smiling, Bert?imagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1268arrow-down10
arrow-up1268arrow-down1imageHey, Bert. Bert. Why aren't you smiling, Bert?The Picard ManeuverM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name · 1 day agomessage-square17linkfedilink
minus-squareHupf@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·15 hours agoBeckett Mariner: Boimy’s got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers? Brad Boimler: Uh, they take two hands.
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·15 hours agoPresumably higher capacity and maybe better output. But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser. Not sure they really needed more power.
minus-squareAeronMelonlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoVulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?” Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.” VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.” Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.” VSA: “IT EXPLODED.” Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.”
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoshe dint have her black coffe that day.
minus-squareBenReilly97linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoNow there’s a level-five transporter accident
Somebody needs to call Janeway.
Beckett Mariner: Boimy’s got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers?
Brad Boimler: Uh, they take two hands.
Presumably higher capacity and maybe better output.
But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser.
Not sure they really needed more power.
Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?”
Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.”
VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.”
Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.”
VSA: “IT EXPLODED.”
Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.”
she dint have her black coffe that day.
Now there’s a level-five transporter accident