I just wanted to complain about this. That’s all.

  • ComicalMayhemOP
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    It’s some sort of “I rolled like shit on all of my level ups” joke. My druid has double my HP. My unga bunga class has 1 less than triple than my HP.

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        The flat rate is statistically better than rolling anyway, by 0.5hp per level.

        • smeg@feddit.uk
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          12 hours ago

          If we’re just making up rules can I have 20hp every level? And a longer staff?

          • Plum
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            Wtf. No. Re-rolling 1’s on level-up is a happy little house rule. 20hp every level is game breaking.

            Your staff can be 1d20 inches longer than it is presently. If you’re from a metric country, roll a d100 and halve it for centimeters.

          • SkyezOpen
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            Then hopefully your character’s identical twin brother rolls better.