• @AngryCommieKender
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    01 year ago

    Make the espresso and pour it over a scoop of ice cream. Instant coffee addiction? I wouldn’t know. Can’t stand the taste of coffee.

    • @[email protected]
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      1 year ago

      Affogatos aren’t really heavy on the coffee taste. Caffeine isn’t that addictive, you need to consume it quite regularly to get hooked and coke is doing the trick way better for kids I’d say, not to mention energy drinks.

      Also maybe OT but the usual reason why people don’t like coffee is because they never had good coffee: Most stuff out there is burned garbage, black coffee shouldn’t be more disagreeable than dark chocolate. If you’re ever near an artisan roaster do try a cup.

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        1 year ago

        I have. They banned me after I took a sip, and asked for a pitcher of steamed milk with a half cup of sugar mixed in. I was gonna make the coffee equivalent of hot chocolate.

        • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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          1 year ago

          You mean, like a latte? Mocha? Or Café Au Lait?

          FYI: cafe latte: 2:1 steamed milk:coffee

          Café Au Lait: 1:1 steamed milk:coffee

          • @AngryCommieKender
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            11 year ago

            Yeah, more like 19:1 milk to coffee. Like I said, I was adding the amount of milk and sugar that we do to chocolate to make it palatable

              • @AngryCommieKender
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                01 year ago

                Raw chocolate is far more bitter than coffee. We add a ton of sugar and milk to chocolate to make it edible.

                  • @AngryCommieKender
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                    01 year ago

                    I’m not certain what you are trying to say? I explained why I added that much sugar and milk, and you downvoted and replied with an emoji that tells me that you think that you know more about ingredient preparation than a 4 star chef. I would love to hear this explanation.

                    I knew what would be required for me to drink the shit. Not entirely certain why you are seemingly defending your addiction to the bean. I’ll make you an exquisite pot of coffee if you really need the stimulants.

        • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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          Also, “they” “banned” you for asking for a pitcher of steamed milk?

          Of all the things that never happened, this was one of them.

          Edit: confirmed - this was entirely made up