• @[email protected]
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      51 year ago

      The first thing that comes to mind is… 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that’s a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility.

      • @RaoulDook
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        61 year ago

        Could be all of the fingers at once too

        • Bizzle
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          21 year ago

          All fisting all the time

      • @[email protected]
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        1 year ago

        If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It’s either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky.

        • @[email protected]
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          41 year ago

          Haha omg… I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out… completely ruined it…

          🤷🏻‍♂️ guess you had to be there… 😂