MOSCOW—Saying the passing of his best buddies never got easier, Russian President Vladimir Putin was reportedly distraught Friday over the loss of friends who kept dying under mysterious circumstances. “It just breaks my heart to go to all these funerals of people I loved who have suddenly and suspiciously left this…
It must be like that movie Final Destination. He must be terrified!
…probably why he literally shit his pants.
What’s with the pants shitting?
Idk, maybe he just does it for fun? Seems like a pretty messed up guy…
It’s the colon cancer.
Could be both.