Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it’s disgusting!

  • Flying SquidM
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    171 year ago

    If I had three wishes, one of them would be to never need to use the bathroom again.

    • @Agent641
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      181 year ago

      Wish granted. You now have catheter and colostomy bags.

      • Flying SquidM
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        181 year ago

        STOP BEING THE TRICKY KIND OF GENIE PEOPLE!

        • @platypus_plumba
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          1 year ago

          Wish granted, I’m the murderous kind of genie now. So… What’s your last wish?

          • Flying SquidM
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            31 year ago

            Jeez. All I wanted was to never have to be around poo or pee again. Is that really asking too much? You guys are mean.

            • @over_cloxOP
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              21 year ago

              It’s simple, you just have to remind yourself of the difference between the words ‘give’ and ‘take’ a shit. You have to observe the direction of transaction, are you giving or taking?

              And if you’re taking a shit, well where the hell are you taking it to, and why? 🤔

              • Flying SquidM
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                31 year ago

                When my dogs poo while I’m walking them, I have to take their shit from someone’s lawn to my garbage can if that counts.

                • @over_cloxOP
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                  31 year ago

                  Well clearly you’ve identified the problem. If your dogs poo every time you walk them, then stop walking them and they’ll stop pooing, problem solved 👍

          • qyron
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            11 year ago

            May every single misdeed you ever commited happen to you. Ten fold.

            • @over_cloxOP
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              11 year ago

              We got a ten shitter here!

              Bruh, chill out.

    • Sapphire Velvet
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      41 year ago

      Everybody jokes but one day there’s going to be a Cyberpunk|40kMechanicus|DeusEx market part for purchase, and the world will be further divided by those that need access to sewage and those that do not.

      • @Olhonestjim
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        51 year ago

        If I could buy an implant that compressed my shit into diamonds, I would be so happy.

        • @over_cloxOP
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          11 year ago

          HydroPress has you covered.

          Not really, but Happy Holidays!

    • @[email protected]
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      41 year ago

      Even if that would mean that we keep growing in size, fattening up completely with all we ever consume?

      • Flying SquidM
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        31 year ago

        Well no, obviously I would stay the way I am.