Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it’s disgusting!

  • @Agent641
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    186 months ago

    Wish granted. You now have catheter and colostomy bags.

    • Flying SquidM
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      186 months ago

      STOP BEING THE TRICKY KIND OF GENIE PEOPLE!

      • @platypus_plumba
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        6 months ago

        Wish granted, I’m the murderous kind of genie now. So… What’s your last wish?

        • Flying SquidM
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          36 months ago

          Jeez. All I wanted was to never have to be around poo or pee again. Is that really asking too much? You guys are mean.

          • @over_cloxOP
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            26 months ago

            It’s simple, you just have to remind yourself of the difference between the words ‘give’ and ‘take’ a shit. You have to observe the direction of transaction, are you giving or taking?

            And if you’re taking a shit, well where the hell are you taking it to, and why? 🤔

            • Flying SquidM
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              36 months ago

              When my dogs poo while I’m walking them, I have to take their shit from someone’s lawn to my garbage can if that counts.

              • @over_cloxOP
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                36 months ago

                Well clearly you’ve identified the problem. If your dogs poo every time you walk them, then stop walking them and they’ll stop pooing, problem solved 👍

        • qyron
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          16 months ago

          May every single misdeed you ever commited happen to you. Ten fold.

          • @over_cloxOP
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            16 months ago

            We got a ten shitter here!

            Bruh, chill out.