“Baby baby, I brought you your toast again.”

Def annoyed her.

  • @spittingimage
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    4411 months ago

    Not recently, but this is one I’m particularly proud of. She texted me to complain that she was music-less in the office because her MP3 player failed.

    Well of course I phoned and was able to sing one line about never giving her up before she hung up the call.