• Kokesh
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      1510 months ago

      Everyone knows it is 5G! I can’t get out of the house without my head covered in aluminum foil now.

      • Lord Wiggle
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        910 months ago

        I got the vaccine so now I have perfect cell reception! Always 5G everywhere. A week ago I lost 1 bar, so I think I should get a booster vaccination. Also, now I’m magnetic, I never lose my phone. Plus, suddenly I love my government so I’m not angry all the time. /s

        • Kokesh
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          310 months ago

          Wake up sheeple, DO YOUR RESEARCH!

    • @takeda
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      610 months ago

      I remember these with 4G too, although covid made the hysteria 10 fold.

    • @cheese_greater
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      210 months ago

      Can’t say I’ve heard that used like this before 🤣

      • VaultBoyNewVegas
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        10 months ago

        Muppet is a classic British insult. Means dumbass.

        • @wreckedcarzz
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          110 months ago

          Well of course an ass is dumb, it doesn’t have a brain smh

        • @cheese_greater
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          10 months ago

          Always happy to expand my arse-nal of insults 🤣

          Also like how the “victim” probably upvoted his insulter. Y’all alright