EDIT: since apparently a bunch of people woke up with the wrong foot this morning or forgot to check the group they’re in:

This is a joke. Do not steal or vandalize speed enforcement cameras (or anything else for that matter). That’s against the law and you will likely get arrested.

If you’re addicted to crack or any other drugs, please seek professional help.

  • @Blue_Morpho
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    65 months ago

    Make the street so narrow that anything bigger than an average pickup truck barely fits. Make it out of brick and don’t mark the centre of the road.

    School buses are a thing.

    • Iron Lynx
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      25 months ago

      School busses do nothing to solve the problem of speeding in school zones.

      • @Blue_Morpho
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        I specifically quoted the part about making the road in front of a school so narrow a pickup truck would have trouble.

        If it’s too narrow for a pickup truck, how are school busses supposed to function?

        • Iron Lynx
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          25 months ago

          Then let me specify:

          Wide enough for one pickup and no opposing traffic, but so narrow that two pickups are going to really have to negotiate to move around each other.

          • @Blue_Morpho
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            Schools have more than one bus and they have to pass each other. There are also school buses for the other nearby schools like the middle school and high school running at the same time even when school starts times are offset.

            • @[email protected]
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              Schools have more than one bus and they have to pass each other.

              No they don’t they can enter from the same side. You’re just looking for excuses. Also why do you need buses in the first place why aren’t the kids walking or biking.

              • @Blue_Morpho
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                25 months ago

                You have one bus going in one direction to a school passing another bus going to another school.

                Have you only lived in an inner city where roads can be one way because they alternate in direction every block?

                Also why do you need buses in the first place why aren’t the kids walking or biking.

                ??? If that’s your solution then why is there a road to begin with? Just ban cars. Simple.

                • @[email protected]
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                  You have one bus going in one direction to a school passing another bus going to another school.

                  In front of a school? Are your schools connected directly to highways or something?

                  Have you only lived in an inner city where roads can be one way because they alternate in direction every block?

                  We don’t have blocks.

                  • @Blue_Morpho
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                    25 months ago

                    Are your schools connected directly to highways or something?

                    Roads are typically 2 lanes one in each direction. You already know this because you said a solution would be to remove the lane marker.

                    So you have a road with an elementary school, and 2 miles further down is a middle school. Even without that you have buses passing each other during pickup because busses only pickup kids on one side of the street so you don’t have young kids crossing roads. So one bus runs in one direction down a road picking up kids direction down the road.

                    We don’t have blocks.

                    What do you call a section of inner city bounded on all sides by a road in your country?

              • @[email protected]
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                15 months ago

                My elementary school was 15 miles from my house. You think that’s a safe distance for a 6 year old to travel alone?

                • @[email protected]
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                  25 months ago

                  Let me look at a map… maybe 1km max anywhere in my 30k town to the next primary school and that’s when you’re living on the very very edge of town. Should be under 500m for most pupils.

                  If you’re living in a rural area, outside of the next village (which will have a school), which is an absolute exception as things tend to cluster into villages in rural areas, it might be 5km. Not really an issue with a bike, I biked what 3.5km to Kindergarten (together with my mom). If you have less density than that you probably should have boarding schools.

                  For secondary education, if you’re living in a village you’ll probably have to take the bus to the nearest city. Regular public transport though the schedule will take school times into account. Yes, kids can walk 500m to the nearest station.

                  Bonus: All that school density – smaller but way more of them – means that there’s obvious places to hold elections as there’s a municipality-owned place in Sunday stroll distance to pretty much everywhere. The only downside are the ludicrously low tables.

                  • @[email protected]
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                    15 months ago

                    Above you wondered why we need buses and I said that when I was 6 I lived 15 miles (24 km) from my school (and it was suburban, not rural). You then said that your school was 3.5 km away. I don’t see how that answers my question.

          • @[email protected]
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            05 months ago

            Yup, if a school bus is coming then everyone going the other way better slow down and watch out!

            It’s about not making it fit “comfortably”, not that it can’t fit at all. Drivers who feel uncomfortable naturally slow down and pay more attention.

            • Iron Lynx
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              25 months ago

              Drivers who feel uncomfortable naturally slow down and pay more attention.

              Congratulations, you stumbled upon the key point of traffic calming!

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      25 months ago

      They used to be. Now everyone drives their kids to school for reasons.

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        The urban planning in many cities is so absurd and not meant for buses. This means school bus routes are absolute madness and can take hours to get everyone home